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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Shock as Republican plan will raise Americans' utility bills by hundreds a year - Alternet

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Scientists find a boulder weighing 2,645,547 pounds that was washed inland by an enormous tsunami - Earth.com

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Compound in Rosemary and Sage was Turned into Alzheimer’s Treatment That Boosts Memory and Cuts Amayloid - Good News Network

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

iOS 26 Adds Support for Transferring an eSIM to and From Android - MacRumors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

ispace's Resilience spacecraft lands on the moon this week: Here's how to see the landing zone on the lunar surface - Space

Then came..

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How likely is it that Israel would target targets in Iran if there is a full-blown conflict?

So they tried

No way

Next, they tried...

Digital Foundry Delivers Its Mario Kart World Tech Review - "Nintendo's Artistry Stands Out The Most Here" - Nintendo Life

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Humans Have Smoked Meat For Almost 2 Million Years, Study Suggests - ScienceAlert

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Connor Zilisch and crew chief Dale Earnhardt Jr. win Pocono NASCAR Xfinity race - Motorsport.com

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Blackhawks draft forward Anton Frondell, a 'tank on the ice,' with No. 3 pick - Chicago Sun-Times

share office space ...

No, not a chance

No go.

How do people in your country say "you're welcome" in their native language(s)? Is it a commonly known phrase or do most people just reply with "no problem"?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.