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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:45

Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
No way
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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share office space ...
No, not a chance
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Everyone loved it.